Just in time for the holidays, “Sketchy Santas!” These are some scary-ass Santas, folks. No better way to remember that traumatic moment that some of you may have experienced as a kid. Yowzers!

For a great laugh, give @SketchySanta a follow on Twitter. Some of my favorite recent tweets:

• My all-day lap party has been cut short due to an ‘altercation’ w/ mall security.
• Can somebody bring me a 32oz Coke w/ ice, lid and straw from the food court? And pour out about half of the Coke? Thx
• Just woke up on a park bench. Can somebody give me a ride to the mall??
• Is there a ‘five second rule’ on other people’s gum?
• Just got a whiff of my beard – Gruyère n’ Jameson

See also: Suspicious Vans. Stay away from “sleigh rides” in these vehicles, kids.

If only I could have back the countless hours I’ve spent sifting through the People of Walmart website! I guess I’d probably spend them on my previous addiction to Awful Plastic Surgery (FTR: my addiction was enabled by the talented and hilarious Kristy W).

The photos on People of WalMart are amazing and the copywriting is brilliant. It satisfies your people-watching craving without the painful trip to WalMart, or, um, MalWart (as I like to call it). Bingo anyone?

A quick tour of some of my recent favorites:

• Too Sexy for His Age (I’m speechless…)
• Wal-Marvelous (Ouch)
• Trying to Escape (Warning: will hurt your eyes!)
• Not So Cool J (OMG, arrest ankle bracelet — classy!)
• Red Box: A Family Portrait (Aww, ain’t that cute)

Bonus links: If you like People of WalMart, then you will love Awkward Family Photos, and my all-time favorite: Sexy People. Oh, and if you need a WalMart Bingo board. Go ahead, get ‘er done!

Wow! Bacon World. I’m stunned by these photographs by London photographer Carl Warner. It’s not unlike the recent “Beef. It’s What’s for Dinner” campaign here in the States. But, much better craftsmanship and much more surreal (and disgusting). I gotta give props to the artistic value of these amazing photos, but all that raw pork and cold cuts kinda grosses me out.

Thanks for the link @johnbriggsdesign!

Wow. I guess we’ve all been there. The times when a corky family member decides on matching sweaters, unnatural poses, or just plain bad photography.The captions and copy writing on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com are amazing. Take “The Lenscrafters” for example: that tyke is blind as a bat!

If you enjoy Awkward Family Photos, don’t miss the Sexy People Blog. Talk about bringing sexy back. Yowzers.

This is by far the most hilarious workplace safety videos known to man! I guess scare tactics are effective, if humor is the intent. Unbelievable.

Will You Be Here Tomorrow? – Watch more Funny Videos

All I have to say is “ewwwwwwwww.” Seriously, this photo wins the “Gnarly Photo of the Year” award. Oh, the poor guy in the second row — he’s about to get the worst of it (and a mouthful). The photo is tagged as “Goliath,” which must be the Goliath at Six Flags. Here’s a video of the coaster. Makes me want to hurl…